No Sasquatch Romance Here

Well, I'm disappointed.  I thought Sasquatch, Love, and Other Imaginary Things would be some kind of romance with Bigfoot. No, I'm not weird or anything! People are all kissy face with vampires, zombies, ghosts, and werewolves. Why not Sasquatch? It would have been more interesting than the romance between these blah teenagers. Honestly, how many times can characters smirk and bite their lips? Too many YA novels have their protagonists smirking and biting their lips all through the book. Nobody really does this! Have some imagination, people.